TRANSFORMATION FROM MALE PROMOTER TO FEMALE PROMOTER
The “former” Frank Maloney
San Francisco, CA– Born in a City where Transexuals, Drag Queens and the like live among us sans degradation, I was at a stop light when I saw a chick crossing the street with a bump in her throat, that for some weird reason caused me to think of Frank Maloney, the British boxing promoter of longtime World heavyweight boxing champion Lennox Lewis, and his becoming a woman after 60 years on this planet as a male.
Kellie Maloney
JENNER’S SWITCH “TOOK HEAT OFF” FRANK…ER…KELLIE
Had Bruce Jenner not “stroked” the media for months and then “stunned” the world by becoming Katelyn, Maloney’s switching teams and becoming Kellie Maloney would have gotten more press play. Here’s a stunner, Frank’s wife of 20 years Tracey, mother of two daughters said that she “wouldn’t have married him if I knew he wanted to be a woman.”
NEED SOME JOHN OLIVER HERE
Hold on, I need to switch identities and become Britain’s John Oliver of HBO fame. “No shit, you wouldn’t have married your husband if he told he wanted to become a woman. Excuse me Mrs. Maloney, Tracey, but who in the hell would marry a spouse seeking a sex change?” Although it was a little weird to see the new Kellie Maloney, especially seeing Frank wasn’t Rock Hudson handsome as a man, money talks and as an almost 63 year old female Kellie, well I wouldn’t date Kellie, but I’m picky!
LET’S JUST HOPE KELLIE IS HAPPY!
And while it might be a shock to see your father with breasts, donning ladies panties and the like, the Maloney daughters need realize Kellie felt like a lot of people in this world, trapped in a role or lifestyle that wasn’t desirable. Maloney had the money and is happy as Kellie, which (two fold) is more than can be said for a lot of people. In closing, whether you like it or not, you must agree that to go the route that the former Frank Maloney went clearly illustrates that Kellie Maloney, regardless of rumored surgery, has got “more balls” than ten men!
Pedro Fernandez
Note: Mr. Fernandez is an award-winning writer, TV commentator, radio talk show host, former San Francisco Policeman, licensed California Private Investigator and four-time Golden Gloves boxing champion, who also pens feature stories for the R & B band Tower of Power. Comments regarding this submission can be left below.
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