UFC PREZ IN HOT WATER?
Dana “Moneybags” White
Los Angeles, CA- According to UFC color commentator Joe Rogan, Dana White has been forced to use an iPhone so he can be tracked by an unknown authority. Rogan claims this investigation is related to the recent lawsuit levied on the UFC by its former employees, including Cung Le (9-3), Jon Fitch (26-7-1, 1 NC), Nate Quarry (12-4), and the Bay’s own Kyle Kingsbury (11-6, 1 NC). While the exact parameters of the investigation remain unclear, it is apparent that Mr. White is being probed on some serious matters.
WHITE FAMOUS FOR “BURNER” FLIP PHONE
Before being forced to upgrade to an iPhone, White used a flip phone with basic functions. In 2015, seemingly the only people who use those types of devices are drug dealers. So tell me why the the head of a billion dollar company was using a “burner” to conduct business? Drug dealers generally use these phones because they have no GPS and are harder for authorities to trace. The fact that White would choose to use a phone like this may surprise some, but given his character it seems like a logical occurrence.
DOES WHITE HAVE SOMETHING TO HIDE?
Speculation will no doubt swirl around the UFC president, but could he actually have some dark secrets? Only time will tell, but you can bet Mr. White will be less outspoken in the mear future than usual. He has yet to release a formal statement on this matter, and word has it the Fertitta bros., Frank and Lorenzo, UFC primary owners, have him on a short leash. I do believe in reserving judgment until all of the facts trickle out, but I must admit my eyebrows are certainly raised.
JOE ROGAN’S EXACT WORDS ON DANA WHITE’S PROBLEMS
“He has an iPhone now. They make him use the iPhone because he’s under some investigation so they have to be able to track all of his shit because they’re getting sued. There’s a bunch of shit going on.”
WHITE’S MOM CALLS DANA “SON OF SATAN”
June White, the estranged mother of Dana, recently came out with a book about her son called Dana White: King Of MMA. In the book, she talks about being cursed out by White as if she were a fighter or reporter that went against White’s tyrannical personality. June speaks of everyone in her family having colored eyes but Dana. His eyes were black and soulless according to her. If white’s own mother uses such language to refer to her “bully” baby, you can only imagine what others have to say.
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